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Not Called Back…This Might Be Why

By Jeanette W. Hill

You were asked to bring a professional head shot and a 1-page bio…

  • You bring a 5-page resume and a picture of you with your dog.

The audition stated the rehearsal schedule dates as Tuesday-Wednesday-Thursday…

  • At the audition, you say you can’t rehearse on Thursdays and will miss the opening weekend because your cousin in Houston is getting married, BUT you promise to put in extra work and learn your lines.

You were emailed the sides prior to the audition but…

  • At the audition you said some of the dialogue didn’t feel natural, so you changed a few words.

The director gives you specific instructions on how he/she wants the part read…

  • You say that you don’t get the feeling that the character would ‘do that’ and that you want to do your way first to show the director what you mean.

But nothing the copy said could convince her and so it didn’t take long until a few insidious Copy Writers ambushed her

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The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way. When she reached the first hills of the Italic Mountains, she had a last view back on the skyline of her hometown Bookmarksgrove, the headline of Alphabet Village and the subline of her own road, the Line Lane. Pityful a rethoric question ran over her cheek, then she continued her way. On her way she met a copy.

Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia. It is a paradisematic country, in which roasted parts of sentences fly into your mouth. Even the all-powerful Pointing has no control about the blind texts it is an almost unorthographic life One day however a small line of blind text by the name of Lorem Ipsum decided to leave for the far World of Grammar.

The Big Oxmox advised her not to do so, because there were thousands of bad Commas, wild Question Marks and devious Semikoli, but the Little Blind Text didn’t listen. She packed her seven versalia, put her initial into the belt and made herself on the way.

l using her.Far far away, behind the word mountains, far from the countries Vokalia and Consonantia, there live the blind texts. Separated they live in Bookmarksgrove right at the coast of the Semantics, a large language ocean. A small river named Duden flows by their place and supplies it with the necessary regelialia.

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